i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

so today i took a poop. hehe

Take wrong turns

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