Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Where are you going Your house

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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