- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A train poops its pants.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

You know what's natural? Bears.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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