- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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