A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

YOU

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

So one time there was this woman learning...

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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