- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

THe Election

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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