- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a frog

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Robin, get in the batmobile

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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