What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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