- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

who is awesome? no one...

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

your mother

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Chuck Norris Dies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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