roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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The Morman Religion.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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