Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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no

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Please? No.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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