A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Thats what she said

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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