What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

i lyk 2 eet pup

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Asians.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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