Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

minorities

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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