hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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