- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Poop.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

non poop

A seal walks into a club.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

hey, my names mark.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

you suck

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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