- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

black people

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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