- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

you give like i give lomain

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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