- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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