A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What is my name? I dont know

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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