- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

I just found out i have cancer.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

why did the girl cry because she was raped

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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