- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Jake. Walsh.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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