roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

The Christian Bible.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

i am and me is i

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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