"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Womens rights !

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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