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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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