Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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