- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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