- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

rebecca is a hard worker

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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