- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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