knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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