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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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