You're welcome!

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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captcha: all yer base

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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