What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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kkk

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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meh

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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