what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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