- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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