- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

1 + 1 = 3

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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