'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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