- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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