Knock, Knock Come in

What color is red paint? Red

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

u jelly?

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Womens rights !

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

At least I dont have AIDS.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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