why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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