I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

more chocolate?

All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Women's rights.

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