- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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