- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

i have yougurt with tractor

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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