What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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