What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Twenty-Four

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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bob saget

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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