- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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