What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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GONNA

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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captcha: all yer base

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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