Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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