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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Spotto

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Samantha

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

matty russel are you on here

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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