Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

hi corey

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What is cold? Winter

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

My butt!!!!!!!!

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