- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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