what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Civil Rights.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

obama's promises

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What do you call an amazing person Good

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

a man walks into a prostitute.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

vbh

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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