- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

whats a willy? -brock

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Obama

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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